Thursday, December 30, 2010

2011 Resolutions:

1. Write some stuff.
2. Stop using smiley faces. :)
3. Continue to workout to those horrid Jillian Michaels tapes. I love/hate her.
4. Continue drinking coffee in abundance, but spend less money (no Starbucks)
5. Don't fall asleep in my contact lenses or on a bus.
6. Get Chris to workout by any means necessary.
7. Read as many books as I did in 2010, even if I find full-time work.
8. Say no every now and then just for practice, so it's not awkward when I really need to say the word (this will be fun).
9.  Come up with a bad-ass pen name so that I can write vampire erotica without anyone knowing. (I'm open to suggestions.)
  10. Blog regularly.                 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!  IT'LL BE WHAT WE MAKE IT... COLLECTIVELY

11 comments:

  1. Love your resolutions. Years back I had to do #4. I was hooked on Vanilla Lattes, I now just buy the flavor and add it to my coffee at home. It saves me a ton of money. Good Luck in 2011.

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  2. Yes! This is my plan. I just bought the Skinny Caramel Macchiato creamer (my addiction of choice).

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  3. Ah! I just lost my comment. This site is giving me troubles today. Anyway, funny list, Jen :) I have one Jillian video (SHRED) and it shreds my ass every time. I think you should add more visits to Columbus on your list of resolutions. Vampire erotica pen name? How 'bout Flicka Blood.

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  4. Flicka Blood... I like it, Jen. It's intense.
    (I have the same video!)

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  5. great list. i now drink more mate than coffee! vampire erotica: yes! thanks for your comment on fnaut. added your blog to my blogroll, too. noticed the penguins on your site...

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  6. You're so right, Jason. I can't give up the virtual smile.

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  7. I've thought of taking up several of those resolutions, but I'm a smiley addict myself. I don't think I can part with that :)
    Hilarious post. Thanks for making me laugh.

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  8. I like your resolutions--especially the last one but you seems to be a bit behind :) (Obviously, I don't make resolutions, but enjoyed the good humor of yours)

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  9. Jen,

    What a wonderfully hilarious list...many I should be adding myself.

    Thank you for sharing!

    Rhonda

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  10. vampire erotica pen name: Svetlana Choe

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